You know Halloween is getting close when the snacks start looking like something you’d find at a haunted Meijer at 2 a.m.

Vampire Noodles are here! 

Cup Noodles has released a limited-edition hot garlic flavor that actually turns blood red when you add hot water. The color comes from natural beet coloring.

And yes, they're available exclusively at Walmart while supplies last.

But Michigan, it gets weirder...

You can actually enter a contest to win a Vampire Noodles-themed casket. And if winning isn't your thing, apparently you can just BUY ONE for around $4,000.

Because nothing says, "Happy Halloween!" like a casket full of Cup Noodles.

And then there's BLACK RANCH. 

Hidden Valley's new Spooky Ranch is black, comes in a glow-in-the-dark bottle, and gets its color from fruit juice and cocoa.

It's still ranch. It just looks like it was scooped out of a cauldron in the Upper Peninsula.

Both are available at Walmart while supplies last.

So, Michigan... which are you trying first?

 Vampire Noodles
 Spooky Ranch
 Neither. I'm sticking with Vernors and a Coney.